For a brief while the Sarahs were planning to live together; then the plan changed. Of course I lamented the real tragedy of this situation, the loss of all my pun opportunities:
KJ: It would have been something along these lines:
KJ: “It’s Sarah-iously awesome that they’re living together; the timing was pretty Sarah-ndipitous. They get along well, which means that theirs is a house of Sarah-nity—as if it was being smiled upon from the heavens, and Sarah-naded by choirs of Sarah-phins! As a housewarming present I gave them a breadknife; a Sarah-ted blade, don’tcha know. When they finish cutting bread, they cover it in Sarah-n wrap so it doesn’t get stale…”
KJ: But since you’ll not be living together, I guess all I can say is… Que Sarah, Sarah!
Sarah: Yours is a gift to be treasured.
KJ: Is that Sarah-casm?
consolidating the prolixity