MS Paint Portfolio: —-, gina
Many thanks to Flaath for suggesting this particular piece of hilariousness:
AND NOW, THE ORIGIN STORY:
Evan: katie
Evan: i have an idea that you could perhaps make into a reality
Evan: It’s a beaver looking at his watch
Evan: and saying “it’s about dam time”
me: !!!!!!!!!
me: but: how to google image search “beaver” while at work?
Evan: lol
Evan: i was going to say type “north american beaver”
Evan: but that probably wouldn’t help
me: hahaha
Evan: “beaver dam” maybe?
me: hmm, yes
Evan: “hot beaver pics”
me: “furious beaver”
Evan: SO MAD
Evan: SO MAD THAT PEOPLE ARE LATE
me: i made myself a shirt in college that just said “Free Beaver” and then at the bottom “Free, Free Beaver.”
me: and another that said “Free Beaver. Cheaper than your mom; hairier than your mom.”
Evan: hmmm
me: though only the first one held up to the test of time i think
Evan: what a strange college experience you had
me: oh and this one
me: forgot about that one, SOMEHOW
Evan: i see a pattern here
Evan: comparing things to one’s mom
me: indeed
me: anyway
me: your beaver will be better
me: I promise you a better beaver
Evan: k
Evan: thanks
Evan: i beaverly await it
me: haa
Evan: (there is a very short list of people who might actually find that line funny, and a very long list of people for whom i’d type it anyway)
[later]
me: solved the google problem
me: latin name
me: castor canadensis
me: unmistakable
Evan: katie please!
Evan: nsfw!
Evan: someone could walk by and see my screen!
beaver mood board:
