Walking home from Ditmas Park
Post karaoke…
“But where are we? Are we behind the park?”
“Greenwood Cemetery?”
“This isn’t Greenwood Cemetery! This is that weird part behind Prospect Park, right?”
“We’re nearly at Prospect Park. I know where we are!”
“This sign here says Bowling Green! Are we at Bowling Green?”
“Bowling Green is in Manhattan!”
“Are we in Manhattan? What!? How did we get to Manhattan?”
“We’re not, I know where we are. We’re on Coney Island.”
“What?? We’re nowhere near Coney Island! We’re near Prospect Park! Or maybe Manhattan! But definitely not Coney Island!”
“We’re ON Coney Island—Avenue! I know where we’re going!”
