Don’t forget to tip your waitress
(Christmas Eve, 2011. Earlier that morning, Katie gave Mum a pair of socks with ninjas all over them.)
Mum: My kickboxers are so comfy!
KJ: They’re not kickboxers, they’re ninjas!
Mum: No, they’re… wait, what was it, Rosie?
Rosie: What?
Mum: What are female ninjas called?
Rosie: Kunoichi.
Mum: What? “Too noisy”?
KJ: That’s what the male ninjas call them!
