I had an email go into spam mistakenly recently, and have been paying more attention to that folder as a result. This has led to the discovery that spam has apparently taken a turn for the adorable:
Man, what a great name!
Turns out she’s French:
And then there’s
I didn’t open that one, but surely the inside must look like this:
I mean, I’m not wrong:
Actually, this is good enough I’m going to add the full text of the article here:
Oh my lord, that last paragraph. Take a wild guess about the author’s gender?
"Unique writing style," huh? Sadly, not a unique mindset. Davis Miller, if you ever want to see a woman be "persistent and aggressive," you just give me a call.
fer1972: Mermaids by hoooook via for-redheads
Lovely colors. But here’s the thing: on land, I fully endorse all body shapes. If you’re your natural shape, you are beautiful. But I just don’t believe mermaids would be skinny. If you’re living in the ocean, you need a nice layer of fat, for buoyancy and heat conservation. Look at whales and dolphins—you can’t see their ribs. This would hold true even for river mermaids, I’d argue; otters are svelte, but if you saw one with this amount of body fat you’d know it had been a lean summer and he might not make it through the winter.
That’s a little better
2012 edition. Vinny asked me to draw him a sandwich.